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I broke my toe last night. I mean. . . I think I broke my toe last night. I've never broken anything to know whether what this feels like, and what broken feels like are the same thing. Here are the major symptoms: 1) It really hurts, 2) I can barely move it, 3) my toe has never hurt this much ever.
That's pretty much it. Okay, i stubbed it. I stubbed it and it hurt really really bad, and the only thing medically that leads me to believe it may not be broken is that I never actually swore outloud. I always assumed loud swearing pretty much meant it was broken. That's just medically though.
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